Mind's Eye Re: a thesis on hell

and thus the benifits of marijuana and drugs. creative writing

On Jan 22, 5:51 am, Allan H <allanh1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
>
> The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona
> chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
>
> The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
> with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
> pleasure of enjoying it
>
>  as well :
>
> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
> heat)?
>
> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
> cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
>
> One student, however, wrote the following:
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
> to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
> they are leaving
>
> , which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
> gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for
> how many souls are entering Hell,
>
>  let's look at thedifferent religions that exist in the world today.
>
> Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
> religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
> religions and since people do not
>
>  belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
> Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
> souls in Hell to increase
>
> exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
> because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure
> in Hell to stay the same,
>
> the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
>
> This gives two possibilities:
>
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
> Hell breaks loose.
>
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
>
> So which is it?
>
> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
> that, 'It will be acold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into
> account the fact that I
>
>  slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am
> sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of
> this theory is that since
>
> Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls
> and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
> existence of a divine being
>
>  which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
>
> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
>
> I can only wish I could write this well..  but thought I would share it
> Allan
>
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> |_D Allan
>
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