Re: Mind's Eye 2013

Soon, it will be drones. We are the most watched society in history.//
The healthy body has a marvelous immune system that can get screwed up
with antibiotics and antibacterials plus antibacterial soaps are
messing with the water treatment plants. Drugs and rx also mess up our
wonderful bodies and minds but it was foolish to warn the Boomers and
their children. C'est la vie!

On Feb 5, 6:00 pm, James <ashkas...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If you find the cure for ADHD please do send me a note, I use my spare
> brain power doing things like processing the varying pitch of airplanes
> overhead, you never know when it could be useful. I feel like a madman
> with a bleach sprayer lately with the norovirus going around, my brain
> is tired... ;-)
>
> On 2/5/2013 7:01 AM, Allan H wrote:
>
>
>
> > As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational
> > e-mails over the past year.
>
> > I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
>
> > I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor
> > let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying
> > about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
>
> > I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what
> > has happened on it since it was last washed.
>
> > I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because
> > the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.
>
> > Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only
> > imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
>
> > I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the
> > floor of a public toilet.
>
> > I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue
> > on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every
> > envelope that needs sealing.
>
> > ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
>
> > I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub
> > full of ice with my kidneys gone.
>
> > I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
> > freaks with no eyes, feet, or feathers.
>
> > I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
> > buffalo on a hot day.
>
> > Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I
> > forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
> > minutes.
>
> > Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
> > remove toilet stains.
>
> > I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so
> > a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
>
> > I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven
> > different types of cancer.
>
> > And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the
> > microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me
> > for life.
>
> > I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle
> > infected with AIDS when I sit down.
>
> > I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a
> > perfume sample and rob me.
>
> > And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
> > number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica,
> > Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
>
> > Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black
> > snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when
> > it bites my butt.
>
> > And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a quarter coin
> > dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex
> > molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
>
> > I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the
> > Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
>
> > If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next
> > 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00
> > p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will
> > infect your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will
> > occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door
> > neighbours ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's
> > beautician!
>
> > Oh, and by the  way...
>
> > A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has
> > discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their
> > e-mails with their hand on the mouse
>
> > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
>
> > P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told
> > by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet..
>
> > NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

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