I didn't write the joke Rigsy just passed it on..
Allan
On Oct 18, 2012 2:04 PM, "rigsy03" <rigsy03@yahoo.com> wrote:
-- Why is the Corona beer bottle dusty? :-)
On Oct 18, 12:59 am, Allan H <allanh1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> boy you can't take any ribbing.. I am aware of what profeddionnal
> idiots have to pay,, but they make everyone else pay ,,, and pay
> dearly
>
> Beer Snobs
>
> After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
> presidents decided to go out for a beer.
>
> The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the
> world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from
> the shelf and gives it to him.
>
> The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world,
> give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him
> one.
>
> The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
> Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
>
> The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The
> bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
>
> The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you
> drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I
> figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
>
> stolen
> Allan
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> On Thu, Oct 18, 2012 at 3:16 AM, rigsy03 <rigs...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I had a list of 4 or 5, Allan. One neighbor paid $500. for fall clean-
> > up- excluding garden cut-backs. I think I waited for the right guy and
> > the right price. It's called a free market system or ask Archytas! Two
> > retired men still do the outside work but a lot of the neighbors are
> > professional couples and are willing to pay whatever- some are doctors
> > and need snowplows quite early. That is another point in my favor- the
> > men can work their other jobs first. Not sure why you think I am being
> > dishonest about this. Remember I did this along with 3 sons for a long
> > time or bribed them with food, the car, etc. :-) Don't wives also
> > bribe husbands, etc.?
>
> > On Oct 16, 3:08 am, Allan H <allanh1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> What was it the boxer Mr. Clay used to say.. the Good old rope a dope.
>
> >> Why don't your employee aka snow lawn / snow guy the same as your
> >> neighbors?? Rigsy it seems to me that would be better than worrying
> >> about it,, or if you can not pay more be honest with him,, I am sure
> >> he already knows..
> >> Allan
>
> >> On Tue, Oct 16, 2012 at 4:10 AM, rigsy03 <rigs...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> > Are you kidding? :-) I could probably write a book about my internet
> >> > experiences prior to Minds Eye. Anyway, to keep on topic, my prayers
> >> > must have been courteous as I got the lawn/snow guy I wanted. Now, I
> >> > just hope he never checks the prices my neighbors are paying!
>
> >> > Yes- there is a certain charm in the drifting about but I must say you
> >> > do a great job of roping us back on path plus you have such
> >> > interesting thoughts and topics. Even when I am lost in your
> >> > theoreticals- formulas- etc., I'd like to think you are stirring some
> >> > latent brain area that was quashed in my schooling. I find you are a
> >> > patient gentleman. Thank you.
>
> >> > On Oct 15, 1:14 am, archytas <nwte...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> Bring back that old rigsy! You are welcome indeed Bill. We have
> >> >> trouble staying on topic, but this is part of the charm.
>
> >> >> On 15 Oct, 05:01, rigsy03 <rigs...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > Yes- this is a sweet hangout and it's good you have joined. I thought
> >> >> > early on that much of the nastinest could have been avoided if people
> >> >> > had been required to use their real names thus being responsible for
> >> >> > their posts however many felt that tags would allow greater freedom of
> >> >> > expression and also protection. There are certainly many inane nasty
> >> >> > writers/opinionators that use their proper name. Anyway, I have
> >> >> > mellowed. :-) In my "salad days" on the internet forums, I could be a
> >> >> > wild thing esp. after a few drinks and with a similar lively group-
> >> >> > chalk it up to experience, learning the hard way, the mystery of
> >> >> > ardent spirits- whatever.// I think there is a difference in school
> >> >> > smarts and life smarts...unfortunately.
>
> >> >> > On Oct 13, 6:03 pm, William L Houts <luka...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> > > Hey Friends,
>
> >> >> > > This is just to say that I feel right blessed to have fallen in with a
> >> >> > > group of such affable smart people. Like all of you, I'm betting, I've
> >> >> > > been sailing Net oceans since their very beginnings on college Usenet
> >> >> > > groups, and even before that on BBS systems.
>
> >> >> > > The difference here, I find, is a spirit of collaboration in
> >> >> > > discussions, rather than some digital wartime ethic of cutting each
> >> >> > > other off at the knees.
>
> >> >> > > It makes for better reading, and for a kind of warm glowy pro-human feeling which, it seems, you don't often find on Net discussion groups; and I've checked out dozens of them, both on Google and Yahoo. Also, I'm not the smartest one here for a change, and I enjoy hearing the arias performed by your singing minds.
>
> >> >> > > So here's a little bouquet for you all, and a ghostly boo! just to be a little season appropriate.
>
> >> >> > > Cheers and fond wishes,
>
> >> >> > > --Bill
>
> >> >> > > --
> >> >> > > "I just flew in from the Land of the Dead
> >> >> > > and boy are my arms tired."- Hide quoted text -
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> >> >> - Show quoted text -
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> >> > --
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> >> --
> >> (
> >> )
> >> |_D Allan
>
> >> Life is for moral, ethical and truthful living.
>
> >> I am a Natural Airgunner -
>
> >> Full of Hot Air & Ready To Expel It Quickly.- Hide quoted text -
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> >> - Show quoted text -
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> > --
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> --
> (
> )
> |_D Allan
>
> Life is for moral, ethical and truthful living.
>
> I am a Natural Airgunner -
>
> Full of Hot Air & Ready To Expel It Quickly.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -
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